I'd rather have a man slave that does all the cooking for me so that I don't have to care about how the preparation is done. If he's truly manly, he'd forgo the cool minty green stove and slap two sticks together to make fire and char the meat out back behind the house. Huzzah!
I like broken bottle fights, fights with your mom, fights-at-other-people's-parties, fights-composed-entirely-of-paper, fights-that-end-up-with-ripped-woolen-skirts, fights-that-just-don't-understand-you, fights-that-think-they-know-it-all, fights-with-one-hand-tied-to-the-other-persons head, gay-boys-on-coke fights, hippotamus vs. elephant fights, irish-men-arguing-with-polish-women fights, japanese school children fights, LARGE AQUATIC DINOSAUR FIGHTS, playground fights, puppies vs. rooster fights, stand up comedian fights, washed-up-new-wave-band fights, and cigarettes.
If you ever want to not fight with me, put on Abba.
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I'd rather have a man slave that does all the cooking for me so that I don't have to care about how the preparation is done. If he's truly manly, he'd forgo the cool minty green stove and slap two sticks together to make fire and char the meat out back behind the house. Huzzah!
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