1. The glaciers are melting.
2. The jellyfish are swarming.
3. The Queen is abdicating.
4. The vampires are winning.
5. 17 year olds still suck, but in a worse way.
6. The Princess lost her magic touch. Also she changed her last name.
7. "Meat" is no longer murder.
8. The Universe is now our Skip-It.
9. And the Lamb shall nurse from the Lion, and grow strong on the milk of enemies.
10. The roads through the sacred cities are infested with fish tacos, I mean Pishtacos.
11. The Vatican is preparing for war.
12. Famine is definitely coming.
13. The Hellmouth is the happiest place in America.
14. This:
15. Just don't call it rape. Incidents of concussion by knocking head against wall have skyrocketed.
16. The Ghost Rider and Werner Herzog are collaborating.
17. Feet have started eating mice.
2 comments:
Great list, Bridget. Dunno about those shoes!
Those shoes look like some sort of invasive species that would fight pythons and guinea pigs for control of the Florida wetlands.
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