Has it occurred to anyone that International Pi = 3.1415926535 Day and Daylight Savings Time happened on the same day this year? Does it mean that all of our mathematical processes are slowly aligning them, shifting into pattern with each other, until they become indistinguishable as one Unified Field Theory, the grays with the grays, the lights with the darks,and then the world ends? Not with a bang, but with a whimper, a slow soft sigh of relief from the universe as it relaxes its muscles and smooths its furrowed brow.
Which sounds all pretty and fine, until you remember that you'll be dead and/or enslaved by pan-dimensional antelope with guns. How would they hold the guns, you ask? They would be mounted on their faces, with a trigger harness attached to one of their back legs.