Maybe it is Mega Shark, just very far away so it looks like Regular Joe Shark, who's not at all intimidating. To Mega Seagull, I mean. Plenty intimidating to me.
I like broken bottle fights, fights with your mom, fights-at-other-people's-parties, fights-composed-entirely-of-paper, fights-that-end-up-with-ripped-woolen-skirts, fights-that-just-don't-understand-you, fights-that-think-they-know-it-all, fights-with-one-hand-tied-to-the-other-persons head, gay-boys-on-coke fights, hippotamus vs. elephant fights, irish-men-arguing-with-polish-women fights, japanese school children fights, LARGE AQUATIC DINOSAUR FIGHTS, playground fights, puppies vs. rooster fights, stand up comedian fights, washed-up-new-wave-band fights, and cigarettes.
If you ever want to not fight with me, put on Abba.
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hmm Giant Seagull can stick and move.
stick and move.
Unless its Mega Shark.
But it's clearly not, so seagull wins, right? Cause it's mega seagull?
SYFY needs to do Mega Seagull, and it needs to be bloody as hell.
Maybe it is Mega Shark, just very far away so it looks like Regular Joe Shark, who's not at all intimidating. To Mega Seagull, I mean. Plenty intimidating to me.
I mean, mega shark would have to be MILES away to look that small. But it can come up very fast. Like, breaking the pull of earth's gravity fast.
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