4 Words After Intercourse
Fuck, where's the condom?
On a scale of...
OH MY GOD ANTS
No, they're happy tears
Wait, try MY kale
Rabbits. So many rabbits.
Is that Cheeto dust?
I Hate Your Glasses.
"No one else writes about Cleveland with such complete fearlessness and stylish abandon."

John Darnielle won it with "Satan is alive! ALIVE!"
ReplyDeleteJohn Darnielle wins everything. Always.
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